Never mind me, I'm Canadian

Coming across this article via The People's Republic of Seabrook, I'm not sure whether to be pleased that all our maple leaf merchandise will be selling fast, or offended that you Yanks are stealing our Identity...

Traveling abroad? Disguise yourself as Canadian

For $24.95, T-shirtKing.com offers the "Go Canadian" package, full of just the kind of things an American traveler can use to keep a vacation free of U.S. politics.

There's a Canadian flag T-shirt, a Canadian flag lapel pin and a Canadian patch for luggage or a backpack. There's also a quick reference guide -- "How to Speak Canadian, Eh?" -- on answering questions about Canada.